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Midnight Sun [2008 Draft] The record for the completed novel can be found here Midnight Sun is the much anticipated retelling of Twilight from Edward Cullen s perspective An unedited partial draft was illegally leaked onto the internet inconsequently, author Stephenie Meyer put the project on indefinite hold Shortly afterward, she posted a letter to her fans on her website including a link to the entire partial draft of the book so that those who wanted to read it could do so legally and with her consent Note Do not add a cover Do not add translations Do not add any other editions Do not combine with editions of the full work Do not add this book record to any series Ohhh yeah, I went there check out the video to see all my unpopular opinionsif you dare Anyway, onwards to the review WHAT THE F CK DID I JUST READ Here s the GLORIOUS LINK After being burned so many timesdo I dare to hope GUYS her website is a countdown it s notbutwhat if it is CUE THE HYPERVENTILATION it was REAL This one s now the partial draft, there s gonna be a Midnight Sun Midnight Sun Ohhh yeah, I went there check out the video to see all my unpopular opinionsif you dare Anyway, onwards to the review WHAT THE F CK DID I JUST READ Here s the GLORIOUS LINK After being burned so many timesdo I dare to hope GUYS her website is a countdown it s notbutwhat if it is CUE THE HYPERVENTILATION it was REAL This one s now the partial draft, there s gonna be a Midnight Sun Midnight Sun About three things I was absolutely positive First, Edward was a stalker and a creeper Second, there was part of him and I didn t know how potent that part might be that suffered from Manic Depression And third, I was strangely and unashamedly entertained by it all.I know what you are probably doing Right now, you may have your head cocked to the side with your eyes squinted, wondering if you read that last part correctly I will repeat I was entertained First, let me clear the air I About three things I was absolutely positive First, Edward was a stalker and a creeper Second, there was part of him and I didn t know how potent that part might be that suffered from Manic Depression And third, I was strangely and unashamedly entertained by it all.I know what you are probably doing Right now, you may have your head cocked to the side with your eyes squinted, wondering if you read that last part correctly I will repeat I was entertained First, let me clear the air I was not entertained by the story or the writing Shit Heavens, no For the same reasons why some found Midnight Sun disturbing, I found it unintentionally comical I can t tell you how many times I snickered or LOL ed Well, that s a lie, I probably could, but it d be an awful long review However, I will touch on a few standout parts that really tickled my pickle OMG, did I really just type that Project Hindsight is melting brain cells.Manic Depressed, murderous vamp with feelings Like I mentioned earlier, Edward definitely suffers from manic depression He first starts off as an extremely condescending vamp, but as soon as he lays his eyes on Bella and gets a whiff of her sweet smelling blood, he quickly becomes a murderous hunter Now, this I can understand to a degree because vamps, ya know, drink blood and all BUT, as he is thinking of various ways to murder everyone in his biology class and eat Bella, he starts whining He literally has a woe is me, fuck my life moment Why did she have to come here Why did she have to exist Why did she have to ruin the little peace I had in this non life of mine Why had this aggravating human ever been born She would ruin me It s all about him, isn t it He isn t the one who s thisclose to being eaten, but here he is singing the, Why cruel world song And his bitch fest continues Who was this creature Why me, why now Why did I have to lose everything just because she happened to choose this unlikely town to appear insigh Are you done Why had she come hereSometimes people move, Edward It happens Man the hell up I didn t want to be the monster I didn t want to kill this room full of harmless children I didn t want to lose everything I d gained in a lifetime of sacrifice and denialRubs temples I wouldn t She couldn t make me You tell that little human, Eddie Pats back Feel better now Then, the next page over he gets back to work plotting Bella s murder You know who Edward reminds me of best in the beginning of Midnight Sun Have you ever seen The Smurfs Remember old Gargamel and how he was always either planning some lame attempt to catch and eat the smurfs or crying from failing so hardEvil crackle YessssI ll get those little blue smurfs I ll sneak into their village while they sleep and boil them alive Won t we Azraelview spoiler Hmmmwhat a weird coincidence I found a pic of that on Google Oh, fangirls Still feel like swooning now hide spoiler Okay, now imagine Eddie just like that while he says, She would go home to an empty house Police Chief Swan worked a full day I knew his house, as I knew every house in the tiny town His home was nestled right up against thick woods, with no close neighbors Even if she had time to scream, which she would not, there would be no one to hear Conniving little bastard, isn t he Of course, then he runs off to Alaska and throws himself one hell of a pity party Then, he goes back to Forks and falls head over heels in love with the most mouthwatering beautiful selflessINSANEgirl This is how I envisioned Edward for most of the partial draft wink book sigh Eddie, Eddie, Eddie You need help, son And there is also another human who had the misfortune to make Edward s personal hit list Mike I actually felt sorry for the douche bag in Midnight Sun If Edward wasn t thinking about eating Bella, gently caressing her lips LOL, who does that , or how she looked in that damn blue blouse, he was thinking of annihilating the obnoxious boy Oddly enough, that too, had me LOL ing I know, I know I m a strange one Heh And when he said,I wasn t going to stand around arguing with the wretch,I fell out LOL.He creeped, He perved, He stalked The creepiest thing, yet hilarious to me, about Midnight Sun is when Edward watches Bella sleep I was repulsed by myself as I watched her toss again How was I any better than some sick peeping tomLMAO, you fucking aren t This book is a Stalker s Handbook In five easy steps you can become the best stalker eva Step 1 Wait until you beloved and her loved ones are fast asleep It would be uncool to be found snooping around your one true love s house during some ungodly hour This is especially important if there is a loaded weapon on the premises Step 2 The window or entry of your liking may creak Don t forget to bring along a can of oil This is imperative to your stalking success You must be unseen and unheard Like a ninjaa really creepy ninja.Step 3 Watch your honey bunny sleep Maybe she s dreaming of you Stay awake, lest you miss the action For maximum effectiveness drink a 5 hour energy drink By all means, snoop around her room This is your show You run this Step 4 Leave before the stalkee awakens I can t even begin to tell you how awkward it would be if you are discovered Step 5 Congrats You have done it You ve stalked your soul mate Now repeat these five steps again and again to receive your Jedi Master level of stalking badge Edward loses his mind and everybody knows it The star of this book for me was Emmett He always said what everyone else was thinking The voice of reason, if you willKid s lost his mind Lost his mind, poor kid This is getting weird You sound like a crazy person, do you know that Exactly like a crazy person You re patheticAnd my favorite part is when Charlotte and Peter Jasper s vamp friends come to visit and Edward is there in a corner looking crazy again.And they all sort of stare at him, yet Emmett sums it up perfectly,MadmanOh and I can t write a Twilight review without throwing in a few hits at Bella I just love it how Edward knows she has got to be crazy, but still wants to be with her Maybe he finds it endearing like her inability to stand on her own two feet with out her face kissing the pavement shrugs I really don t know what goes on inside the head of Edward There is one part where he sits down and questions her sanity He even goes as far to think about having her institutionalizedHow was I supposed to protect someone sososo determined to be unprotectedShe possesses zero self preservation skills Give up, Ed She was impossible Well, I won t say it I effin told you so I started to wonder if she was entirely stable You re just starting view spoiler hide spoiler I supposed that I could arrange for her to receive the best care available Carlisle would have the connections to find her the most skilled doctors, the most talented therapists Perhaps something could be done to fix whatever it was that was wrong with her, what ever it was that made her content to sit beside a vampire with her heart beating calmly and steadily I would watch over the facility, naturally, and visit as often as I was allowed I now truly believe both of these clowns are meant for each other Crazy is as crazy does Even though I may have liked Twilight and Eclipse at one point, I feel the same way I felt about Midnight Sun the first time I read it, Is this a parody This can t possibly be legit It is Bahahahaha Somehow that just adds another layer of LOL ing If you are looking for quality YA literature, this ain t it folks Run away If and when this book is ever finished and released, it will only be good for one thing The lolzNext up is Eclipse, but in case you missed it My Twilight review and My New Moon review.And in case you are wondering why I m re reading the series, stop on over to check out Project Hindsight at my blog Cuddlebuggery Book Blog Follow if you like Yes, that was me shamelessly promoting myself Fin BONUS Can you guess my favorite line from Mike view spoiler That pic is so creepyit s perfecthide spoiler OH MY DEAR SWEET.I don t even know, honestly After reading Twilight I could kinda see how Edward the sparklepire could be appealing to teenage girls in his prissy diamond way, but after I read this This pretty much reads as the Future Abusive Boyfriends of America Handbook Oil her window so you can sneak into her room at night without her permission Force her to spend time with only you, isolating her from friends and family YOU ARE NOT DONE WITH HER YET I was so creeped out I ma OH MY DEAR SWEET.I don t even know, honestly After reading Twilight I could kinda see how Edward the sparklepire could be appealing to teenage girls in his prissy diamond way, but after I read this This pretty much reads as the Future Abusive Boyfriends of America Handbook Oil her window so you can sneak into her room at night without her permission Force her to spend time with only you, isolating her from friends and family YOU ARE NOT DONE WITH HER YET I was so creeped out I may have had to boil myself before being able to continue on in life and not feel dirty i would like to thank not only god but mormon jesus for bestowing this gift upon me in the year of our lord 2020let s all stand for 672 pages of murderous, horny edward

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